Jun 272016


– Your best friends are named after animals.

– Your best shoes have steel toes.

– You have motorcycle parts in the dishwasher.

– Your idea of jewelry is chains and barbwire.

– You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste of them.

– You ever bought saddlebags so you can carry more beer.

– You’re only sunburned on the back of your hands.

– You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet.

– Any day you ride is a good day.

– Your other vehicle is a truck with motorcycle ramps in it.

– Your three piece suit is Chaps, Leather Vests & a Leather Jacket.

– Your kids learn to ride on the back of your bike before they can walk.

– Your garage has more square footage than your house.

– Your coffee table collapses from the weight of motorcycle magazines

– You throw a party and more bikes show up than cars.



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